Dear MTA,
Dear MTA,The Q27 bus has actually been doing just fine so far.
Dear MTA,Fuck u dumb morons why do u have to delay the trains everyday u stupid idiots can u stop being worthless human beings thank you
Dear MTA,Why the fuck are there constant 5-10 minute delays on the fucking W train between Rector and Whitehall because you can’t fucking time the trains properly and your employees are lazy pieces of shit jamming up train platform and entire R and W lines?!!!
Dear MTA,Has anyone ever used this to post an actual compliment? Probably not. Only ironically. The mta is the actual worse, and universally hated by all. Screw you guys
Dear MTA,Got to the station incredibly early and you’ve already managed to make me late. Excellent service as always. You truly are the gem in the tarnished and crown on the corpse of NYC
Dear MTA,So you’re not even pretending to be a working system, right?
Dear MTA,I compliment you MTA folks because I’ve learned to know patience NOT by choice but because I have no other options
Signed, Turnip
Best
Signed, Turnip
Best